The Best Job in the World

Cynthia has a kick-ass job tasting chocolate three days a week for a killer salary. One time, though, someone jacked with the taste samples, making all chocolate taste like doodoo. At first hearing about the sabotage, everybody thought the chef had screwed up, but a security camera later identified another person as the SOB who had been behind it.

Soon, the person responsible for the distasteful prank got busted. Interestingly, the manager then offered the saboteur a job saying: “Hey, jackass! Since smelly objects seem to get a rise out of you, why don’t you clean my crapper just for funsies?”